Critters 2: Easter Eggs and Alien Theories (Hear me out!)

Okay, so I just rewatched Critters 2 (don't judge, it's a classic guilty pleasure movie night flick!), and something struck me. We all know the Critters are just hungry fuzzballs of doom, but… what IF the whole Easter theme was more than just a goofy backdrop? Like, the movie practically drowns you in eggs, bunnies, and Easter decorations. Obvious, right? But maybe TOO obvious? My theory is this: What if the Critters aren't just some random species? What if they're bio-engineered weapons, specifically designed to blend into holiday environments? Think about it! Easter, Christmas (fuzzy decorations!), Halloween (they already look kinda spooky!). They show up during Easter in Critters 2, making it easier to hide them and cause chaos. Maybe that's why the bounty hunters always seem to be a step behind – they're not just hunting monsters, they're hunting something that can naturally camouflage itself into specific cultural events. I know, it's kinda out there, but the Easter Bunny Critter morph scene just solidifies this. This is a very great scene! And it gets even weirder, right? We get to see how they eat, and then how they multiply. Are the Critters like little machines, constantly eating and multiplying, spreading destruction? This just adds to my theory that they're weapons and tools, not natural creatures. They're like the perfect plague for any unsuspecting planet. Okay, I'll admit I might have spent too much time thinking about killer furballs, but seriously, give it some thought! Is Critters 2 secretly a commentary on the weaponization of culture? Probably not, but it's fun to think about while watching a guy get swallowed whole by a giant ball of fur. What do you think? Am I crazy, or onto something? I'm ready for all the hate and counterarguments! lol