Okay, but did anyone else ACTUALLY see the 1990 Captain America??
Okay guys, so I was digging through some old VHS tapes at my grandma's house (yeah, I still have a VCR, fight me) and I stumbled across this thing. Captain America from 1990. I had NO idea this even existed! Like, before Chris Evans, there was... this? It's so bad it's almost good, lol. I mean, the Red Skull looks like he got his makeup done at a Halloween store and Cap's suit is basically pajamas. Seriously though, the plot is wafer thin. WWII, supersoldier serum, blah blah blah. Red Skull wants to nuke the US, Cap has to stop him. You've seen it a million times. But the execution, man. It's so hilariously low budget. Remember when Cap is riding that motorcycle? It looks like he's gonna fall off any second LOL. And the fight scenes? Slow-mo city! It's like they were trying to channel a Zack Snyder movie before Zack Snyder was even a thing, but...failed spectacularly. I'm not gonna lie, I laughed a lot. Like, genuinely laughed. It's one of those movies that's so bad it loops back around to being entertaining. Anyone else seen this trainwreck? Am I the only one who thinks the guy playing Cap looks like he was pulled out of a JC Penny's catalog? Let me know your thoughts, I can't be the only one still carrying this memory.
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