Okay, hear me out: "Under Siege" is secretly a Rom-Com?

Alright, alright, don't @ me just yet. I know, at first glance, it's Die Hard on a boat. Steven Seagal kicking terrorist butt, Gary Busey's truly terrifying grin... BUT. There's something else simmering under the surface, and I'm calling it a rom-com in disguise. Think about it. Casey Ryback (Seagal) is this stoic, kinda clueless chef. He's CLEARLY got some hidden depths (and lethal skills, obvi). Then you have Erika Eleniak's Jordan Tate, the Playmate 'gift' for the Captain's birthday. She's sassy, street-smart, and totally underestimated. So, the setup? They're trapped together in a high-stakes situation where they have to rely on each other. Classic rom-com trope! Ryback slowly reveals his inner softie (and his badassery), and Jordan realizes he's not just some quiet cook. Remember the scene where they're hiding in the walk-in freezer, all huddled together for warmth? Pure romantic tension, even if it's punctuated by gunshots and exploding tomatoes. And let's be real, the way Ryback gently guides her through using the weaponry? That's foreplay in action movie language, am I right? I get that the explosions and hostage situations might distract from the meet-cute, but honestly, look at the final scene. Ryback is all smirky pride in Jordan's newfound skills, and the glances they exchange? It's totally a "we survived imminent nuclear annihilation, now let's get a pizza and maybe some cuddling" vibe. It's not Shakespeare, but the chemistry is there! And the fact that he's a total mystery until the end? Chef? Former Navy SEAL? Total package! Maybe I'm stretching a bit, but I'm sticking with my theory. "Under Siege" is a rom-com for people who wouldn't be caught dead watching "The Notebook." And tbh, I'm kind of here for it. Sue me. What do y'all think? Am I off my rocker, or is there a secret softie movie lurking within all those explosions?